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The Religions. Taoism: Shit happens; Hinduism: This shit happened before; Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens; Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening; Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah; Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens; Atheism: There is no such thing as shit; Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't; Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder; Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it; Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?; Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you; Rastafarian: Smoke that shit.